Okay, fine, I'll expound!

Anyone who thinks a cowboy moustache is the way to go obviously hasn't tried kissing one. Yes, the moustache. :D Neither have I, as a matter of fact. I'm just really good at imagining how unpleasant some things would be. Just don't do it. Unless ye wants to keeps me from kissin'. Ye. :D (Suddenly, the entire male population shows up in a cowboy moustache. Yes, one. >:D )