The Russian

Salesman: Hello! Are you Russian?

Ange: Uh... No...

Salesman: Because you are so pretty!

Ange: snicker-snicker, giggle-giggle, embarrassed-embarrassed, haha [he's trying every trick]

Salesman: Would you like to buy something?

Ange: I'm looking. I like this one. Do you have it in black?

Salesman: No, but everything is 45% sale price. So this would be 1,500. But for you, because you are pretty, it would be... calculating... 1,300!

Ange: [Wow! I'm a whole NT 200 pretty!!! Add the 45% that's been marked down and I'm really quite fortune-inducing! Clap-clap!]

Did you know that the working girls of Turkey are called Natashas, because they're mostly Russians? Yeah, so that guy really said the very most wrong thing ever. I hope he's sorry. :D

Well, maybe I should re-think the trench coat with plenty of eye-liner thing...