Uncle Spike's hair

Somebody was telling China not to stand too close to the fan, because she'd get her hair caught in it. They gave her a little tug on her hair, to show her what they meant and drive the point home. She very smartly replied: "Is that what happened to Uncle Spike?" Hahahahaha. For those of you who don't know what Mike May's (Spike's) hair looks like: he basically keeps it non-existent, heheh.