Stay healthy

Someone discovered a bottle of Listerine between the couch cushions, so I suggested we pass it around for a little moment of "communion".

1: Just don't swallow.
2: Well, at least we'd be clean.
1: Yeah, and dead. But well-cleaned.
1: [pensive pause contemplating whether it's better to be well-cleaned and dead or alive and germ-full]

I have no idea what relevance this has to anything.