Age

[Random conversation with random Russian soccer player, in progress...]

[Ange:] Well, you're probably pretty young... I'm actually quite old!

[Random Russian player:] I'm 21.

[Ange:] Ha! I'm 32! :D

[RRP:] Oh! If I'd known that, I'd be talking to you very differently...!

[Ange:] What... with more respect?? [jab-jab]

[RRP:] Yes. [ashamedly]

Ahahahahaha!

(It _is_ actually a plague, this looking-much-younger thing. But I'll be praiseful about it, lest the Lord take me at my word and enact the reverse. To the extreme. :D)